Friday, 26 February 2010

Twitter Twatter

"TWITTER TWATTER" is borrowed from the "Indian Daily News" and is a crazy news blog so we thought why not:

REPORTS of my death are premature. Had a particularly bad case of stomach upset and some photos of me were taken at the time - like the one with the new jacket - so sorry for the alarm to my family. I'm fine - jim dandy!

THE GREAT HEDGE No news whatsover despite asking many people. The latest was Colonel Lamba ex the Indian Army. "Good cracious sir, how preposterous"!!

THE TRAIN CRASH The 6.05 special from Agra to Jaipur crashed three months ago and is still lying aside the trackMYSTERIOUS HAPPENINGS at the Park Hotel. "The boys" were in town but the gin and tonic was shit(Yanwath Gate I take it all back) although the Long Island Ice Tea was superb

DONNY SAVES '000's FROM CERTAIN DEATH and becomes a hero in his own lunchtimeBillo

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