“What is this I behold before me? Two very fine gentlemen from a distant land. Praises and thanks to Allah on this tip-top day. I am indeed and demonstrably so jolly that you have decided to spend sometime with us. Please believe me, you will not be disappointed to even a minor degree. This is the finest palace in all India – indeed it is top-drawer in every respect. This precision engineered machine contain the clearest description of the finery that will unfold before your eyes and I guarantee you – yes guarantee – that you will be overflowing with fulfillment and happiness at the conclusion of your visit. [take machines] Toodle-pip good sirs!”The fort itself was indeed stunning in every respect and our verbose friend was indeed correct.
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